April 2008 - planetautumn.com 

Special Feature - Happy Birthday Dethday, Justin!   

Disclaimer: death metal "lyrics" by Dethklok  (Metalocalypse). 
Also, my husband loves this song so don't call the police.

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Happy Birthday Dethday, Justin!
birthday: april 24, 1981
dethday: hopefully not before you see your memorial  tribute

 

 


Justin and his long suffering widow wife.

 

 

"Many years ago today something grew
inside of your mother...
That thing was you

YOU

YOU YOU YOU YOU

Did she scream did she cry
Only those that are born are the ones that
Get to die"

                                                DethKlok

 

 

Justin = Party Animal

"You have little time
And you're running out of life"

 

 

Justin = Sexy Beast

"Now you're old and full of hatred
Take a pill to masturbatred"

 

Justin = Backyard Nijna

"One more year closer to dying
Rotting organs ripping grinding"

 

 

Justin = Olympian

"Doctor gives a new prescription...
Bullet in a fucking gun"

 

Justin = Superman

"RSVP PLEASE
For the DETH of thee"

 

 

Justin = Fancy

"Happy Birthday
You're gonna die"


 

Justin = Magical

"You forget why you came in here
Your mind rots with every New Year"

 

 

Justin = Large Genitalia

"One more year closer to dying
Plastic surgeons fuel the lying"

 

 

Justin = Father and Funny Storyteller

"Children point to you and scream...."

 

 

Justin = Father and Friend

"....
Because they will become that thing"

 

Justin = Geek

"One more year of further suffering
There's no point of fucking bluffing"

 

 

Justin = Widowmaker

"Open up your DETHDAY present
It's a box of fucking nothing"

 

Justin = Beauty. Love. Forever.

Happy Birthday, Justin. 
I love you. We love you.
Please don't die.

 

 

 

 

 


 

 


click it, ya douche bag

 

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