July
2, 2008...10:30pm What
I had for lunch. Part 3. Hello. We did nothing today.
And
then we ordered pizza for 2nd Supper.
It
was all very sweet.
Now...I'm
crawling into my bed with a snack and I'm going to watch the movie I am
Legend with that supreme hotty...Sir William Smithe.
I'm
going to watch this dvd on my laptop because technology rocks.
The
laptop will be on my lap. Next to my snack.
My
husband also rented me Sweeney Todd with *chokes* Johnny Depp.
Hello
I just had a moment.
I
love my vacation.
July
1, 2008...10:30pm What
I had for lunch. Part 2. What we did on our summer
vacation, day 2.
The
Daily Update:
We
went to The Minnesota Zoo.
The Minnesota Zoo only has bronzed animals.
They're friendly and accommodating in their real-life habitats.
We
packed a lunch and drinks, but still bought 1 million dollars worth of ice
cream, and a coupla dolphins for the bathtub.
Our new bathtub.
The
Minnesota Zoo recently added grizzly bears, sea otters, and shit like
that. It was very cool, I just don't take pictures of animals because
HELLO...google a beaver. See what you come up with. Should be more
interesting than any picture I'd be willing to take.
And
then there was this:
I wouldn't want that
wolverine crawling into my tent.
June
30, 2008...11:30pm What
I had for lunch. Part 1. As promised....what we did
on our summer vacation.
The
Daily Update:
1.
Woke to the sound of the phone:
Hot
Sears Repairman Guy: "I'm 15 minutes away."
Me:
"?"
Oh
yeah....fridge guy is coming to fix my hot smoking new refrigerator for
the 3rd time. I greeted him in my cute pajamas. He seemed pleased,
albeit a tad amused.
Me:
"Sorry the house smells like dog crap.
Hot
Sears Repairman Guy: "That's ok."
It
did smell like dog crap because the dog, Seth, had crapped in the
basement. Then the fridge guy opened up my fridge. Inside the fridge was
a container of leaches. We've been fishing recently.
Me:
"Welcome to my house. Would you like a sandwich?"
2.
Breakfast:
I
placed two waffles in the toaster for Bella and Jon, and placed a third
on the countertop for myself.
Seth
ate it.
Went
down the street to Caribou and bought myself a skinny latte and a
blueberry muffin.
Seth
ate it.
I
washed the dog blood from my hands, face, feet, and throat and then I
mowed the lawn.
3.
Lunch:
Took
my eldest son, Billy, to the waiting room from hell
doctor for his well-young-adult visit with his little brother and sister
in tow.
It
was the best when Jonny (he's 4) banged the chair against the wall over
and over and over and over.
Billy's
wrist doesn't have cancer, so I bought all of them lunch at McDonalds
AND Burger King.
Then
daddy took the babies fishing where they caught little, or nothing, and
daddy came home crabby and hungry. This is when I shot myself in the
head and lived to tell the story.
4.
Snack:
Backyard
pool time with cheesecorn, beer, and Koolaid.
Chair in Pool.
5.
Supper:
Domino's
Pizza, applesauce and vodka.
It
was delicious.
6.
Second Snack:
We
roasted marshmallows and wieners on the campfire out back. Jonny
learned how to blow out flaming marshmallows. It was very Denis the
Menacey.
We
put them to bed in their cool bedroom after a fart story by daddy, and
now they are in the living room and not sleeping.
Tomorrow
we go to The Minnesota Zoo to see sharks and grizzly bears. And
wolverines.
I
love vacation. It's exhausting. Shit. I forgot to tell Lisa about the
zoo....
June
29, 2008...11:45pm All
about fishing. It was this big.
Really?
Has a different story to tell.
Hey.
I'm on vacation until July 7th. Meaning...I don't have to set my alarm
clock.
Rock
on.
Beginning
tomorrow, I'm keeping a daily journal of everything we did on our
vacation. As in, what I had for lunch.
Look
forward to that, why don't ya.
Sweet!
It's
almost midnight and I'm gonna run to Walgreens for cigarettes and hair
dye.
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